And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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