Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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