Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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