respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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