I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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