My balls are so social today.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Randomize
