So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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