I heard we made out
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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