Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
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