Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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