Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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