Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
one two three fourrrrnication!
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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