Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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