Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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