How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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