Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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