So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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