After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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