Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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