They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
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