I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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