As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
where are you?
Hypothermia
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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