he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Randomize
