Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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