did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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