All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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