Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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