who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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