Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I don't think brook has ever known best
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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