Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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