doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
you mean i was at the winter classic?
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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