Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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