I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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