whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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