yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
The air taste purple.
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