Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Randomize
