I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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