I bet he comes in French.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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