Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Randomize
