He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
She's the barista slut.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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