It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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