S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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