i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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