Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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