I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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