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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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