SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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