Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
why is half of my head shaved?
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