I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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