I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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