i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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