In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
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