I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Drunk is not a location!
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
