I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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