what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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